A For An Apple

I got into a bike accident kind of.

I was riding down Market Street to get myself some sweet tea yesterday, and some fucking lady was pulling out of a parking garage, backwards and on her cell phone. Of course, she wasnt even looking. I thought she stopped and wasnt going to move, so i started to go in front of her but she presses on the gas and jumps forward. I had to slam my brakes and skid.

I basically fell on my left side and fucking twisted my bike so that it didnt go under her car.

I got up and the fucking lady drove off. What a cunt. Thankfully I only bruised up my hip and my knee. They hurt like a mother fucker though.