A For An Apple

Apparently Im rude

I had a customer come in just now and ask me if she could have a coffee.

I said sure. What kind.

She looked at me and said “I want a coffee.  A coffee.”

So I looked at her and said “What kind?”

She then replied “Just a regular coffee, you know what that is dont you?”

So I said “Small or large small or large small or large” and made the big cup little cup sign with my hands and spoke very slowly.

I knew that would piss her off.

So, she stormed out and said “youre rude!”

I thought she said “you’re roofous!”